It’s in my backyard!
Impromptu Boise, Idaho show. Bitch, Look at Me Now (freestyle and fuckups) & Not Going Back at Chandler’s Steakhouse. So Funny.
The tour’s been ill. I’m having so much fun.
There’s eight of us. We’ve watched “The Crazies” once and “The Lottery Ticket” twice. Bow Wow is a funny runner.
Ludwig isn’t joining us until LA. He said he won’t watch the videos cause it makes him sad he’s not there…pussy.
Gambino girls are the illest girls on the fuckin planet.
Can’t wait to see you guys.
img via Dork Tower
Apples to Apples holds an cherished place in my family’s home. For those who haven’t played the game: each player is dealt several red cards (which are things), then a green card (description) is played face up. Players, except for the judge, give the judge a red card from their hand they think best matches the description. Then the judge (which rotates between the players each turn) chooses which red card appeals/matches the green card the most and awards the card to the player who played it.
Typically my family plays a very lighthearted version with little concern for rules or decorum. We will playfully plead our case as to why Ben Stiller is definitely more DISTURBING than Plane Crashes or Pond Scum. The winning card is declared with much pizazz, all the while mocking the stupidity, laziness, & the inevitable failure of the losing players. These games tend to put everyone in a better mood which is always useful during family gatherings at holidays.
The problem with Apples to Apples is when unimaginative sticks-in-the-mud decide to join the game. Nothing kills the mood & enjoyment like individuals who can’t understand the Ninja card wins pretty much each and every time, and failure to understand this simple rule is grounds for immediate state-sponsored execution. Which is sadly what occurs when I attempt to play this game with the vast majority of people I have encountered in this world (Note: beings from other worlds tend to be more enjoyable opponents). For the love of God, can’t folks use their fucking imagination?! Arggh!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Apples to Apples can be a very enjoyable game with the right crowd, so give it a try.
Whats the next step after man crush? Man unhealthy obsessive fixation? Whatever it is I’ve got it for Stephen Colbert or at least someone on his staff for the Tolkien knowledge. I don’t care if he prepared it beforehand, he torched Franco on the Tolkien fan test. Knowing Galadriel is of the house of Feanor and came across the sea from Valinor.
How to learn Morse Code
A great love letter to two of my favorite movies.